Thursday, December 20, 2012

ONE MAN ROCKER! #EPICROCKSOLO

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

JUST ABOUT DROPPED MY BEER #REINDEERINTHEHEADLIGHTS

I've either got to start believing in Santa Claus again or stop drinking beer.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

ROAD RAGE WITH YOUR WINDOWS ROLLED UP NEXT TIME!

Not that road rage is good in any sense. Just realize that you need to be a courteous driver or you will probably deserve what's coming to you.


Monday, November 12, 2012

I KNOW. BREAK UPS SUCK. BUT HEY #PLENTYOFPEOPLEONTHELAND

Well if it sounds this silly coming from fish, Does is sound silly coming from human beings?



I know. Break ups suck. But Hey - There are plenty of people on the land. - meme

Sunday, November 4, 2012

SUPPER AWESOME #RL #MARIOKART #MARIOBIKE


I wish I would have had this group come to my house. I would have given them the entire
Bowl of Candy. These Mario Kart fans truly deserve a standing ovation.  
I thought Princess peach was my favorite until this picture, Now I know she is....

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

YOU CAN LEARN A LOT FROM MOKEYS #WSPT #WALLSTREETPROTESTERS

Frans de Waal shows us a task he gave Capuchin monkeys to see if they responded to a sense of fairness. For the full video see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcJxRqTs5nk Frans de Waal is a Dutch primatologist and ethologist. He is the Charles Howard Candler professor of Primate Behavior in the Emory University psychology department in Atlanta, Georgia, and director of the Living Links Center at the Yerkes National Primate Research Center and author of numerous books including Chimpanzee Politics and Our Inner Ape. His research centers on primate social behavior, including conflict resolution, cooperation, inequity aversion, and food-sharing. He is a Member of the United States National Academy of Sciences and the Royal Netherlands Academy of Sciences.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

LOVE THIS FEELING #CANCELLEDPLANS


RED BULL STRATOS - FELIX BAUMGARTNER JUMP FROM SPACE (ORIGINAL) - #STRATOS #REDBULL #HIGHESTSKYDIVE

This video isn't funny but it is AWESOME! It is the full video of the Highest skydive ever made. This guys name is Felix Baumgartner from Austria and he had to make the jump in a pressurized suit with his own supply of oxygen.

His free fall lasted for 4:16 from a height of 24 miles. Just as an idea of what that really means. From 13,000 feet you free fall for about :30 seconds. This truly is an amazing show of what is capable. His flight lasted about 10 min.




Here is the longer re-cap


Extreme athlete Felix Baumgartner landed gracefully on Earth after a 24-mile jump Sunday from the stratosphere in a daring, dramatic feat that officials said made him the first skydiver to fall faster than the speed of sound.
Baumgartner came down safely in the eastern New Mexico desert about nine minutes after jumping from his capsule 128,100 feet, or roughly 24 miles, above Earth. He lifted his arms in victory, sending off loud cheers from jubilant onlookers and friends inside the mission's control center in Roswell, N.M.
"When I was standing there on top of the world, you become so humble, you do not think about of breaking records anymore, you do not think of about gaining scientific date. The only thing you want is to come back alive," he said after the jump.
Brian Utley, a jump observer from the International Federation of Sports Aviation, said preliminary figures show Baumgartner reached a maximum speed of 833.9 mph. That amounts to Mach 1.24, which is faster than the speed of sound. No one has ever reached that speed wearing only a high-tech suit.
Baumgartner says that traveling faster than sound is "hard to describe because you don't feel it." With no reference points, "you don't know how fast you travel," he told reporters.
"Sometimes we have to get really high to see how small we are," he said.
The altitude he leapt from also marked the highest-ever for a skydiver. Organizers said the descent lasted just over nine minutes, about half of it in free fall. Utley said he traveled 119, 846 feet in free fall.
Three hours earlier, Baumgartner, known as "Fearless Felix," had taken off in a pressurized capsule carried by a 55-story ultra-thin helium balloon. After an at-times tense ascent, which included concerns about how well his facial shield was working, the 43-year-old former military parachutist completed a final safety check-list with mission control.
As he exited his capsule from high above Earth, he flashed a thumbs-up sign, well aware that the feat was being shown on a live-stream on the Internet.
During the ensuing jump – from more than three times the height of the average cruising altitude for jetliners – Baumgartner was expected to hit a speed of 690 mph. He was believed to have reached speeds that exceeded 700 mph.
Any contact with the capsule on his exit could have torn his pressurized suit, a rip that could expose him to a lack of oxygen and temperatures as low as minus-70 degrees. That could have caused lethal bubbles to form in his bodily fluids.
But none of that happened. He activated his parachute as he neared Earth, gently gliding into the desert east of Roswell and landing without any apparent difficulty. The images triggered another loud cheer from onlookers at mission control, among them his mother, Eva Baumgartner, who was overcome with emotion, crying.
He then was taken by helicopter to meet fellow members of his team, whom he hugged in celebration.
Coincidentally, Baumgartner's attempted feat also marked the 65th anniversary of U.S. test pilot Chuck Yeager successful attempt to become the first man to officially break the sound barrier aboard an airplane.
At Baumgartner's insistence, some 30 cameras recorded the event Sunday. Shortly after launch, screens at mission control showed the capsule as it began rising high above the New Mexico desert, with cheers erupting from organizers. Baumgartner could be seen on video, calmly checking instruments inside the capsule.
Baumgartner's team included Joe Kittinger, who first attempted to break the sound barrier from 19.5 miles up in 1960, reaching speeds of 614 mph. With Kittinger inside mission control Sunday, the two men could be heard going over technical details during the ascension.
"Our guardian angel will take care of you," Kittinger radioed to Baumgartner around the 100,000-foot mark, and noted that it was getting "really serious" now.
An hour into the flight, Baumgartner had ascended more than 63,000 feet and had gone through a trial run of the jump sequence that will send him plummeting toward Earth. Ballast was dropped to speed up the ascent.
Kittinger told him, "Everything is in the green. Doing great."
As Baumgartner ascended in the balloon, so did the number of viewers watching on YouTube. Nearly 7.3 million watched as he sat on the edge of the capsule moments before jumping. After he landed, Red Bull posted a picture of Baumgartner on his knees on the ground to Facebook, generating nearly 216,000 likes, 10,000 comments and more than 29,000 shares in less than 40 minutes.
On Twitter, half the worldwide trending topics had something to do with the jump, pushing past seven NFL football games.
Among the tweets was one from NASA: "Congratulations to Felix Baumgartner and RedBull Stratos on record-breaking leap from the edge of space!"
This attempt marked the end of a five-year road for Baumgartner, a record-setting high-altitude jumper. He already made two preparation jumps in the area, one from 15 miles high and another from 18 miles high. It also was the end of his extreme altitude jumping career; he has promised this will be his final jump.
Baumgartner has said he plans to settle down with his girlfriend and fly helicopters on mountain rescue and firefighting missions in the U.S. and Austria.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

TRAPPED INSIDE YOUR PHONE #IPHONE


MY LITTLE PONY #IRL


WHAT HAPPENED TO #THEMISSINGSOCK


DEFINE DRAMA #NOUN


I FEEL SO CONFLICTED #TRAFFICSIGNS


ONLY IN ROMANIA #DRIVETHROUGH


NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS THERE ARE #PLENTYOFFISHINTHESEA


CREEPY #UGH


WIN AN ARGUMENT LIKE A SIR. #SIR


I INVENTED GRAMMAR #GRAMMARNAZI


BEST WATERMELON CARVING EVER #LION


BIRD LOGIC #NOW


THE ORIGINAL ANGRY BIRD #DONALDDUCK


STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT #TWILIGHTSUCKS


ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL AND NARCOTICS #BREAKOUT


TIME FOR A NEW JOB #NOTHINGTOSEEHERE


IT COULD HAPPEN #FAMILY


POOR ENGLISH (BUT GOOD FOOD) #ENGRISHSKILLS


Friday, June 8, 2012

MISTER ROGERS REMIXED | GARDEN OF YOUR MIND | PBS DIGITAL STUDIOS (Lyrics) *Gardenofyourmindlyrics *lyrics

This Has to be the best Mr. Rogers yet. Remixed |Garden of your Mind| PBS Digital Studios - Lyrics below
 (Speaking)


Hi Neighbor Welcome again to
This neighbor hood I'd like
to show you something
Do you know what this is?

Maybe if I press this button
this is a cassette player with
a little cassette in here
and there is nothing written on
it so we will just have to
play it to see what it is

(song begin)

Do you ever imagine things
are they scary things
Do you ever imagine things?
things you'd like to have

Did you ever seen a cats eyes in the dark
and wonder what they were?
Did you ever pretend about
things like that before?

Did you ever grow anything
in the garden of your mind?
You can grow ideas in the
Garden of your mind


It's good to be curious, about many things
You can think about things and make
believe all you have to do is
think, and they'll grow

Imagine, every person that you'll see
is somewhat different from every other
person in the world

Some can do somethings and some can do others
did you ever think of the many things
you've learned to do?

Did you ever grow anything
in the garden of your mind?
You can grow ideas in the
Garden of your mind

It's good to be curios, about many things
You can think about things and make
believe all you have to do is
Think, and they'll grow

Did you feel like going like that, like that, that, that, that?
Lets give the fish some food.

Mr. McFelly, I didn't order any Whistles

(That's what they call a slide whistle)

Did you fell like going like that?

There are so many things to learn
about in this world

There are so many people who can help us learn
(repeat)

Did you ever grow anything
in the garden of your mind?
You can grow ideas in the
Garden of your mind

It's good to be curios, about many things
You can think about things and make
believe all you have to do is
Think, you can think about things in make belive
all you have to do is think ,and they'll grow

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Thursday, May 17, 2012

AMAZING PHOTOSHOP SKILLS #BEFOREANDAFTER

I just can't get over how incredible these people are at photoshop. I take one look at it and my head gets dizzy. Unfortunately the last person didn't do as well as the others. In Fact I think they made it worse. You be the Judge and tell me.